Assicons

We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons” where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown

Well, how about some “assicons?”

Here goes:

(!) a regular ass

(!) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(*) a sore ass

{!} a swishy ass

(x) kiss my ass

(zzz) a tired ass

(o^o) a wise ass

( _ E=mc2_) a smart ass

(?) Dumb Ass