Assicons

We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons”
where:


:) means a smile and


:( is a frown


Well, how about some “assicons?”


Here goes:


(!_) a regular ass


(!) a fat ass


(!) a tight ass


(*_) a sore ass


{_!} a swishy ass


(x_) kiss my ass


(zzz) a tired ass


(o^o) a wise ass


( _ E=mc2_) a smart ass


(?) Dumb Ass