World Cup Soccer Jokes

How can you tell when the World Cup is going on???
All of a sudden the word ‘header’ doesn’t sound dirty anymore!

What happens to a soccer player who loses his eyesight?
He becomes a referee

What’s the most popular song, sung by drunken fans, at a Germany versus England soccer match?
‘Take Me Out to the Brawl Game’.

What do you call an Argentian in the World Cup Final?
Referee.

Why do so many Americans play soccer?
So they don’t have to watch it on TV.

What’s the difference between France’s world cup soccer squad and a teabag?
A tea bag stays in the cup longer.

In a recent poll of Monks, 46% predicted Brazil will now win the 2002 World Cup (The Sports Network said it was a silent vote). I’m not sure if your average Monk knows more about soccer than you average soccer fan but when a Monk gives opinions about balls, headers, who’s going to score and how many times, who’s on top of who, who’s all tied up, who’ll finish first and who’ll lick who easily, you know they’re not lying about their sex life.