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Reliving the Dorm Experience at Home

Categories: Academe
Added: Wed Jul 10 06:00:00 +0000 2002Views: 5,221
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  • Try to use your dorm key to unlock your bedroom door.
  • Have your mom scan your ID card for meals.
  • Look for a tray to carry your dinner to the table with.
  • Walk two blocks to go to dinner.
  • Forget to dial the first three digits of your friend’s phone number.
  • Dial 9 when calling out of your house.
  • Use your calling card when calling your friends.
  • Walk to the post office to get your mail.
  • Yell “FLUSH!”
  • Jump out of the shower just in case someone does flush.
  • Try to latch the bathroom door because you think you’re in a stall.
  • Take all your shower items to and from your room.
  • Get dressed in the dark.
  • Go nuts looking for the quarter slots on the washing machine.
  • Make junk food runs at 11:30 at night.
  • Make popcorn just because you miss the smell.
  • Order pizza every Friday night.
  • Have one of your friends spend the night because you can’t sleep in a room by yourself.
  • Move another bed, dresser, and desk into your room because there is too much extra space.
  • Hang pictures of your college friends on the wall so you don’t miss them.
  • Hoard food under your bed for when it snows and you don’t want to go out.
  • Walk around the neighborhood looking for a computer lab (e-mail withdrawal).
  • Fight your mother for quarters for the imaginary snack machine and pay phone in the house.

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