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Car Company Meanings

Categories: Companies
Added: Fri Jul 12 06:00:00 +0000 2002Views: 6,225
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AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
All Unnecessary Devices Installed<p>

BMW
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster<p>

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer<p>

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time<p>

DODGE
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere<p>

FORD
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill<p>

GM
General Maintenance<p>

GMC
Garage Man's Companion<p>

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.<p>

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive?<p>

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along<p>

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every
day.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
Equipment<p>

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back<p>

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto<p>

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object<p>

VW
Virtually Worthless

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