Suicide Bomber Mentality

THIS MAY BE CLOSER TO THE TRUTH THAN INTENDED!

Everyone seems to be wondering why the Arab terrorists are so quick to commit suicide?

Let’s see now:

• No premarital sex.
• No booze.
• No bars.
• No television.
• No Internet.
• No organized sports, stadiums, tailgate parties. Actually, no tailgates.
• No Hooters.
• No meat from a pig.
• Sand everywhere and not a dune buggy in sight. Ever try to fish at an oasis?
• Rags for clothes and hats.
• Eating only with your right hand cause you wipe your butt only with your left. Like life isn’t complicated enough already.
• Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick and no doctors.
• No music.
• No radio.
• You can’t shave.
• You can’t shower.
• Bar-B-Q donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
• The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
• Your bride is picked by someone else.
• Oh, and then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!