| His obnoxious brother | Please Gogh |
| His dizzy aunt | Verti Gogh |
| The brother who ate prunes | Gotta Gogh |
| The brother who worked at a convenience store | Stopn Gogh |
| The grandfather from Yugoslavia | U Gogh |
| The brother who bleached his clothes white | Hue Gogh |
| The cousin from Illinois | Chica Gogh |
| His magician uncle | Wherediddy Gogh |
| His Mexican cousin | Amee Gogh |
| The Mexican cousin’s American half brother | Grin Gogh |
| The nephew who drove a stage coach | Wellsfar Gogh |
| The constipated uncle | Cant Gogh |
| The ballroom dancing aunt | Tan Gogh |
| The bird lover uncle | Flamin Gogh |
| His nephew psychoanalyst | E Gogh |
| The fruit loving cousin | Man Gogh |
| An aunt who taught positive thinking | Wayto Gogh |
| The little bouncy nephew | Poe Gogh |
| A sister who loved disco | Go Gogh |
| And his niece who travels the country in a van | Winnie Bay Gogh |