“EXCUSE ME.” (MALE TO MALE)
(Get the hell out of the way.)
“EXCUSE ME.” (MALE TO FEMALE)
(I am going to grope you now.)
“EXCUSE ME.” (FEMALE TO MALE)
(Don’t even think about groping me, just get the hell out of the way.)
“EXCUSE ME.” (FEMALE TO FEMALE)
(Move your fat ass. Who do you think you are anyway? You are not
all that, missy, and don’t think for one minute that you are.
Coming in here dressing like a ho… And get your eyes off of my
man, or I’ll slap you bitch, like the slut you are.)
“CAN I JUST GET A GLASS OF WATER?” (FEMALE)
(I’m annoying, but cute enough to get away with this.)
“CAN I JUST GET A GLASS OF WATER?” (FEMALE)
(I’m annoying, but cute enough to get away with this.)
“WHAT DO YOU HAVE ON TAP?”
(What’s cheap?)
“CAN I HAVE A WHITE RUSSIAN?” (MALE)
(I’m really gay.)
“CAN I HAVE A WHITE RUSSIAN?” (FEMALE)
(I’m really easy.)
“THAT PERSON LOOKS REALLY FAMILIAR.”
(Did I sleep with him/her?)
“I DON’T HAVE MY ID ON ME.” (FEMALE)
(I’m 17.)
“I DON’T HAVE MY ID ON ME.” (MALE)
(I don’t have a license since I got pulled over and blew a 2.4
after my last visit here)
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