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Company Car

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Added: Fri Sep 06 06:00:00 +0000 2002Views: 3,873
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  • Accelerates at a phenomenal rate.
  • Has a much shorter braking distance than the private car.
  • Can take speed humps at twice the speed of private cars.
  • The battery, radiator water, oil and tires never have to
    be checked.
  • It can be driven up to 60 miles with the oil warning light
    flashing.
  • It needs cleaning less often than private cars.
  • The suspension is reinforced to allow for the weekend loads
    of bricks, concrete slabs and other building material.
  • Unusual and alarming engine noises are easily eliminated by
    turning up the radio.
  • It needs no security system and may be left anywhere, unlocked
    and with the keys in the ignition.
  • It is especially sand and waterproof for barbeques and fishing
    expeditions on remote beaches.

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