The latest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al Queda out of the mountains of
Afghanistan is to send in a team of Alabama Special Forces.
Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, and Cooter are being sent in with the
following info about the Taliban:
1. There is no limit.
2. The season opened last weekend.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, pickup trucks, country music, or Jesus.
5. Some are queer.
6. They don’t like barbeque.
7. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt’s death.