A frog hops into a loan office on day and hops right up on to receptionist’s desk and says,
“Excuse me I’d like to get a loan please.”
The receptionist thinks about it for a second and then just says,
“You’ll need to talk to Patricia E. Whack, her desk is over there.”
She points is out and the frog hops over to the chair in front of the desk. Patricia is writing something up and doesn’t even notice the frog.
“Excuse me.”, says the frog
She looks over and sees the frog and just stares for a second.
“I need a loan”, says the frog
Well Patricia is astouded at the talking frog and the fact that he does want a loan and decides to play along.
“I’m not sure if I can get a loan for a frog, but let’s see what your story is.”, she says
“I really don’t want to get in to that I just need a loan and let’s leave there.”, frog says a little annoyed.
Patricia continues on, “OK then, what’s your name?”
“Kermit Jagger, Mick Jagger was my father.”, frog says proudly.
“Mick Jagger was your father? Oh well, do you have any collateral?”, She says
Then Kermit says,“I have this collection of thimbles that a friend of mine’s grandma gave me, I’m told it’s worth a lot”
So now Patricia can’t think of what to do, she then says, “Excuse me I gotta see my boss”
She then goes over to her bosses office and points out the frog and explains,“There’s a talking frog at my desk who says he needs a loan, he says his father is Mick Jagger, and his only collateral is a thimble collection and I just don’t get how to work this.”
Her boss then says, “Those are nick-nacks Pat E. Whack give the frog a loan, his old man’s a Rolling Stone.”