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man sex

Categories: Computers / Technology
Added: Wed Oct 02 00:00:00 MDT 2002Views: 3,319
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SEX              EUNUCH Programmer’s Manual               SEX

	

NAME sex – have sex

SYNOPSIS sex [ options ] ... [ username ] ...

DESCRIPTION se_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci- fied in the command line. If no users are specified, they are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to make things more interesting are as follows:

-1   masturbate
-a   external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option
-b   buggery
-B
     bestiality with 
-c   chocolate sauce option
-C   chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)
-d
     get a date with the features described in 
-e   exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)
-f   foreplay option
-F   nasal sex with plants
-i   coitus interruptus (messy!)
-j   jacuzzi option (California sites only)
-l   leather option
-m   masochism (see -s)
-M   triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option
-n   necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
     kills it)
-o   oral option
-O   parallel access (orgy)
-p   debug option (proposition only)
-P   pedophilia (must specify a child process)

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SEX EUNUCH Programmer’s Manual SEX

-q   quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)
-s   sadism (target must set -m)
-S   sundae option
-v   voyeurism (surveys the entire net)
-w   whipped cream option
-W   whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

ENVIRONMENT LOVERS is a list of default partners which will be used if none are specified in the command line. If any are specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.

FILES /usr/lib/sex/animals animals for bestiality

/usr/lib/sex/blackbook        possible dates
/usr/lib/sex/sundaes          sundae recipes
/usr/lib/sex/s&m         sado-masochistic equipment

BUGS C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.

Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

MAN AUTHOR Author prefers to be anonymous.

HISTORY Oldest program ever.

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