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Babies in the Womb

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Added: Tue Oct 08 06:00:00 +0000 2002Views: 6,866
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There were three babies in a woman’s stomach, and they
were discussing what they would like to be when birthed
and grown up.


The first one said, “I wanna be a plumber.” The others
laughed at this, and asked “Why a plumber?” He replied,
“so I can fix the pipes in here, it’s kinda leaky.”


The second one said, “I wanna be an electrician.” The
others laughed at this and asked “Why an electrician?”
He replied, “So I can get some lights in here, it’s
dark!”


The third one said, “I wanna be a boxer.” The others
thought this was hilarious, and laughed for a full 5
minutes, before asking, “Why in God’s name do you want
to be a boxer?” He replied, “So I can beat the hell out
of that bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting
on us!”


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