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Ten Public Servants Standing in a Line

Categories: Professions
Added: Mon Oct 21 06:00:00 -0600 2002Views: 5,373
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Ten public servants standing in a line,
One of them was downsized – then there
were nine.


Nine public servants who must negotiate,
One joined the union – then there were eight.


Eight public servants thought they were
in heaven,
’Til one of them was redeployed – then there
were seven.


Seven public servants, their jobs as safe as
bricks,
But one was reclassified – then there were six.


Six public servants trying to survive,
One of them was privatised – then there were
five.


Five public servants ready to give more,
But one golden handshake reduced them to four.


Four public servants full of loyalty,
Their jobs were all advertised – then there
were three.


Three public servants under review,
One left on secondment – then there were two.


Two public servants coping on the run,
One went on stress leave – then there was one.


The last public servant agreed to relocate,
Replaced by 10 consultants at twice the hourly rate.


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