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Big Pete's Halloween Party

Categories: Holidays / Seasonal
Added: Thu Oct 31 07:00:00 +0000 2002Views: 7,956
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Big Pete throws a Halloween party for all his really
weird friends. He starts opening the door for his guests.


Big Pete opens the door, and there is his best friend
Robert in just his boxer shorts. “Well, its fancy dress
isn’t it?”
“Yes,” Big Pete replies, “but where’s your costume?”
“This is it. I’m a premature ejaculation. I’ve just come
in my shorts.”


Next up the walkway is none other than Robert’s younger
brother Steve, dressed in nothing but a sign with a
large “E” taped to his chest. “Make way for the E-Male,”
he announces as he saunters inside.


Following him is an ex-housemate, Carol, completely naked
except for a lemon between her legs. “Make way for
the sourpuss,” she shouts as she follows Steve inside.


Next to the door was Melissa and Kevin, both in nothing
but brown paint all over their bodies.
“What the hell kinda costume is that?” asks Big Pete.
Melissa pipes up, “We’re dressed as Hershey bars! One with
nuts, one without…”


Next up, Martin, completely naked except for the large
glass vase engulfing his manhood.
“What the hell kinda costume is THAT?” demands Big Pete.
“I am a fire alarm,” Martin replied. “In case of fire,
break glass, pull twice, and I come.”


Next is the Donna and David. David is nude, wearing
roller skates, and his hands are tied behind his back.
Donna is firmly holding onto his turgid member. Donna
herself is completely naked except on her feet were a
big old pair of felt boots.
“So… um, what the devil are you two?” Big Pete inquires.
Donna pipes up: “Ol’ David here is my pull toy, and I’m
Puss in Boots.”


Next comes Old George… wearing nothing except a potato
covering his entire schlong. Big Pete’s eyes light up,
“OK, I can get this one. You’re a dictater, right!”


Next up the walk is Big John, naked with a kitchen frying
pan tied around his waist to cover his manly bulge.
“This is too obviously… Peter Pan!” exclaims Big Pete.


Next, Little Johnny shows up with nothing on but a young
naked woman strapped to his back.
“So what the hell are you supposed to be?” Big Pete asked.
“I’m a snail.” Little Johnny replies.
“What a load of rubbish!” Big Pete spat. “How can you be
a snail when all you’ve got is that young naked woman on
your back?”
“You’ve got it wrong,” LIttle Johnny replies. “That’s
Michelle.”


Next coming naked up the walk is Big Pete’s other
best friend Stephen and his grilfriend Sally. “Now,
you guys didn’t even TRY to wear a costume!”
exclaims Big Pete.
“Yup, we sure did,” breathes Sally huskily. “I’m
Edgar Allen Poe’s Pit and Stephen here is going as
The Pendulum!”


Next up the sidewalk comes Bald Paul, and a lady in a
stained blue dress with a Monica Lewinski mask. Bald
Paul is all covered in a round brown casing. When Big
Pete asks about it, Bald Paul explains, “My wife and I
were discussing our Halloween costumes tonight. She
wanted to go as Monica Lewinsky. So I’m going as the
cigar.”


Finally up the walk comes Brian, painted all red
except for his manhood, which was painted black. Big
Pete invites him inside, asking what he’s dressed as.
“Can’t you see I’ve come as a stick of dynamite,”
Brian replies.


At that, everyone starts screaming and running for
the doors! Big Pete grabs hold of Robert and asks
“What the hell is the matter with everyone!?”
Robert is Panicking as the tries to bolt for the
door, and he cries: “You mean you didn’t see how
small that guy’s fuse was?!”


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