Humor Source
Humor Source
Log In
Username

Password



Register!
Get Password

Funny Pictures
Jokes
Weird News
Funny Flash

Subscribe!
Great Stuff!
Hot Free Screensavers!
Hot Legal Weed & Ecstacy!
Cool FREE Personal Horoscope!
New FREE iPod Nano!
Hot FREE email smiley faces!
Cool Hilarious Funny Pranks!
Hot $500 Payday Advance Loan!
New FREE Cell Phone Ringtones!

Pillsbury Doughboy Funeral

Categories: Celebrities
Added: Fri Nov 08 07:00:00 +0000 2002Views: 9,820
Rating: 5.00 (2 votes)
Pickup Lines for Tomb Raider's Lara Croft / Angelina JoliePilot Problem >
Submitted by humor-source
Bookmark and Share

It is with the saddest heart and heavy thighs that we must pass on the following news…
Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.


The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.


Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry Jack,  the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.


Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very ‘smart’ cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked  schemes.


Despite being a little flaky at times he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.


Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. 


The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.


Tell Your Friends About 'Pillsbury Doughboy Funeral'!

Click here!


Great Sites
ASCII Art
Bad Jocks
Blonde Jokes
Cartoons
Christmas Pictures
College Humor
Free Flash Games
Extreme Funny Pictures
Fun Facts
Funny Animals
Funny Celebrity Pictures
Funny Pictures
Funny Posters
Fun Page Exchange
Halloween Pictures
Hot SEXY Funny Pics!
Humor Links
Jokes
Optical Illusions
Political Humor
Tattoos
Tongue Twisters
Video Games
Weird Auctions
Music Video Codes

[ More Links ]







Latest Comments
Poop Head
Oct 27, 08:52
Somebody must have passed out!
Please Stop Giving Me Tickets!
Aug 30, 05:30
Yeah, I'm sure that'll change the cop's mind.
Boredom at Walmart
Jun 8, 16:48
ha ha
more...


Ruby on Rails