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Bank Robbery

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Added: Wed Nov 13 07:00:00 +0000 2002Views: 9,565
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Once inside the bank shortly after midnight,
Two bank robbers, Richard and Colin started
their efforts at disabling the internal
security system got underway immediately.


The robbers, who expected to find one or two
large safes filled with cash and valuables,
were surprised to see hundreds of smaller
safes scattered throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe’s
combination, and inside they found only a bowl
of vanilla pudding.


As recorded on the bank’s audio tape system,
Richard said, “At least we’ll have a bit to
eat.”


The robbers opened up a second safe, and it
also contained nothing but vanilla pudding.
The process continued until all the safes were
opened. They found no cash, or any diamonds,
or even an ounce of gold. Instead, all the
safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the Richard and Colin made a
quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more
than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.


The newspaper headline read: THE WORLDS’S
LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING!


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