Baby Bullets

A pregnant woman with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are ok. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because its too risky to operate.

All is fine for 16 years and then one day the daughter walks into the room in tears. ‘Whats wrong’ asks the mother.

‘I was having a wee and this bullet came out’ replies the daughter. The mother tells her what happened 16 years before and says its ok

About a week later the second daughter walks into the room in tears ‘Mom i was having a wee and this bullet came out’ Again the mother explains what happened 16 years before.

A week later the son walks into the room in tears. ‘Its okay says Mom, I know whats happened you were having a wee and a bullet came out’

‘No says the boy, I was having a wank and I shot the dog’