Measuring for Condoms

A guy walks into a drugstore and asks the girl behind the counter for a package of condoms.

“What size?” she asks.

The guy doesn’t know. The girl says, “Okay. I’ll measure you.”

She takes out a ruler, measure’s the guy’s penis and calls out, “Size large in aisle three!”

Another guy comes in and asks for a package of condoms. “What size?” the girls asks. The guy doesn’t know, so she measures him too, and then calls out, “Size medium in aisle two!”

A fifteen-year-old boy comes in and sheepishly asks for a package of condoms. “What size?” the girls asks.

“Uh … I … I don’t, uh … I don’t know,” the kid says, embarrassed.

The girl starts measuring his cock, then gets a really disgusted look on her face. She yells out, “Cleanup in aisle one!”