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Lawyer Charity

Categories: Professions
Added: Sat Jan 11 07:00:00 +0000 2003Views: 5,138
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The staff at a local United Way office realized that it had never
received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer.


The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to
contribute. “Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at
least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you like to
give back to the community in some way?”


The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, “First, did your
research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and
has
medical bills that are several times her annual income?”


Embarrassed, the United Way representative mumbled, “Um… No.”


“Or,” the lawyer continued, “that my brother, a disabled veteran, is
blind and confined to a wheelchair?”


The stricken United Way representative began to stammer out an apology
but was interrupted when the lawyer added, “Or that my sister’s
husband died in a traffic accident?” the lawyer’s voice rising in
indignation, “Leaving her pennyless with three children?”


The humiliated United Way representative, completely beaten, said
simply, “I had no idea…”


On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, “So if I don’t give any
money to them, why should I give any to you?”


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