A cop was driving down a country road when he saw a car in the ditch.
He got out of his car to see if anyone was in the car. A blonde popped
her head out the window and said “Thank god officer! I got in an
accident!”
The officer replied with “Well I can see that! Are you
okay?”
The blonde looked forward and said “Well yeah… I think so.”
Then the officer looked around and said “Miss…. your car looks like
an elephant stepped on it. How did you crash?”
The blonde looked at
him and said “It was so strange. I was driving down the road and out
of nowhere a tree jumped infront of me, so I swerved to the other side
and another tree was in the way, so I swerved again, but another one
was there again, so one last time I swerved to the other side, but the
damn tree got me, and caused me to go in this ditch!”
The officer started to laugh hard.
“Whats so funny?” The blonde asked. The officer
took a second to catch his breath then said “Miss, theres no trees on
this road for miles ahead. That was your car air freshner swinging
back and forth!”
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