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Patenting the Apple

Categories: Science
Added: Mon Jan 20 07:00:00 -0700 2003Views: 6,784
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This man walks into the patent office, places an
apple on the desk and says, “I want to patent
this apple.”

The patent officer informs him that he can’t get
a patent on an apple. The gent says, “Taste it.”

The officer tastes it and with mild surprise states,
“It tastes like an orange. Unfortunately, it still
can’t be patented.”

Not willing to give up yet, the man asks him to turn
it around and taste the other side. The patent
officer turns it around and takes a bite out of the
other side.

Slightly more surprised he exclaims, “It tastes like
a lemon. But I’m sorry, it’s just not original
enough. Maybe if it tasted like pussy….”

So the man walks out somewhat dejected.

About the same time the next year he walks in to
the patent office again and sets another apple on
the desk. He exclaims, “I did it! Taste this apple.”

The patent officer takes a bite out of the apple and
immediately spits it out screaming, “This apple
tastes like shit!”

The inventor says, “No, turn it around.”

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