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Dancing Duck

Categories: Animals / Pets
Added: Fri Jan 24 07:00:00 +0000 2003Views: 7,200
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A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a
table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot
and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed
that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheelin’
and dealin’ they settled for $10000 for the duck and the pot.



Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger,
“Your duck is a rip-off! I put him on the pot before a whole
audience and he didn’t dance a single step!”



“So?” asked the ducks former owner, “did you remember to light the
candle under the pot?”


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Latest Comments
Poop Head
Oct 27, 08:52
Somebody must have passed out!
Please Stop Giving Me Tickets!
Aug 30, 05:30
Yeah, I'm sure that'll change the cop's mind.
Boredom at Walmart
Jun 8, 16:48
ha ha
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