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Camping Tips

Categories: Sports
Added: Tue Jan 28 07:00:00 +0000 2003Views: 6,205
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  • When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table
    will keep the campsites on either side vacant.
  • Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his
    favorite stump apart and eating all the ants.
  • Old socks can be made into high fiber beef jerky by smoking them
    over an open fire.
  • When smoking a fish, never inhale.
  • A hot rock placed in your sleeping bag will keep your feet warm. A
    hot enchilada works almost as well, but the cheese sticks between your
    toes.
  • The best backpacks are named for national parks or mountain ranges.
  • Steer clear of parks named for landfills.
  • While the Swiss Army Knife has been popular for years, the Swiss
    Navy Knife has remained largely unheralded. Its single blade functions
    as a tiny canoe paddle.
  • Modern rain suits made of fabrics that “breathe” enable campers to
    stay dry in a downpour. Rain suits that sneeze, cough, and belch,
    however, have been proven to add absolutely nothing to the wilderness
    experience.
  • Lint from your navel makes a handy fire starter. Warning: Remove
    lint from navel before applying the match.
  • You’ll never be lost if you remember that moss always grows on the
    north side of your compass.
  • You can duplicate the warmth of a down-filled bedroll by climbing
    into a plastic garbage bag with several geese.
  • When camping, always wear a long-sleeved shirt. It gives you
    something to wipe your nose on.
  • You can compress the diameter of your rolled up sleeping bag by
    running over it with your car.

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