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Ambulatory Syndromes

Categories: Professions
Added: Thu Jan 30 07:00:00 -0700 2003Views: 8,523
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Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw
an old man walking with his legs spread apart.

One of the students said to his friend:“I’m sure he has Petry
Syndrome – those people walk just like that.”

The other student says: “No, I don’t think so. The old man surely
has Zovitzki Syndrome, he walks just like we learned in class.”

Since they couldn’t agree they decided to ask the old man. They
approached the old man and one of the students said to him:
“We’re medical students and couldn’t ignore the way you walk, but
we couldn’t agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell
us what it is?”

The old man said: “I’ll tell you but first you’ll tell me what
you think.”

Then one of the students said: “I think it’s Petry Syndrome.”

And the old man said: “you thought, but you’re wrong.”

Then the other student said: “I think you have Zovitzki

And the old man said: “you thought, but you’re wrong.”

So they asked him: “so what do you have?”

And the old man said: “I thought I needed to fart. I thought, but
was wrong.”

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