| A is for Alcohol | The key to surviving colleg |
| B is for Beer | The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chuggin |
| C is for Class | What you’re supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night part |
| D is for Dancing | A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks patheti |
| E is for Emergency | The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking part |
| F is for Fucked-Up | Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts ou |
| G is for Games | Anything that involves cards, dice and chugging beer |
| H is for Hang-over | Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you dran |
| I is for Idiot | The guy that spilled his beer on you and everyone else at the part |
| J is for Jail | Where you’ll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger hom |
| K is for Kissing | What you’ll do to anything that moves after 15 beer |
| L is for Lord | Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcoho |
| M is for Money | That which you no longer have due to too much partyin |
| N is for Not Again! | What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don’t kno |
| P is for Pee | What you have to do every five minutes while you’re drinking bee |
| Q is for Quilt | What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the mornin |
| R is for Reform | What you promise god you will do while you’re puking in the toile |
| S is for Sex | What you did with that person you met last night while you were drun |
| T is for Ten | The number of beers it takes ME to get drun |
| U is for Underage | Most of the drinking population in college tow |
| V is for Vodka | The mother of all alcohols and the best way to get drunk in an hou |
| W is for Worm | The part of Tequila that reminds you of Biology class tomorro |
| X is for X-Ray | How they can see into your stomach before they pump i |
| Y is for Yourself | The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-en |
| Z is for Zoned | How you will be for the next 12 hours following drinkin |
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