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Airport Fitness

Categories: Miscellaneous
Added: Thu Feb 06 07:00:00 +0000 2003Views: 6,447
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At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the
boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public
address system saying, “We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta
Flight 570 will board from Gate 41.”


So my family picked up our luggage and carried it over to Gate 41. Not
ten minutes later the public address voice told us that Flight 570
would in fact be boarding from Gate 35.


So again we gathered our carry-on luggage and returned to the original
gate. Just as we were settling down, the public address voice spoke
again: “Thank you for participating in Delta’s physical fitness
program.”


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