Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing
several paintings from the Louvre. However, after
planning the crime, getting in and out past security,
he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline
van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and
then make such an obvious error, he replied: “Alas, I
had no Monet to buy Degas to make ze Van Gogh.”