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Cure for AIDS

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Added: Mon Mar 17 07:00:00 -0700 2003Views: 5,652
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Melvin goes into the doctor’s office and has
some tests run. The doctor comes back and says,
“Melvin, I am not going to beat around the
bush. You have AIDS.”


Melvin is devastated. “Doc, what can I do?”


The doctor says, “I want you to go home and eat
a pound of spicy hot sausage, a head of cabbage,
20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10
jalapeno peppers, 25 walnuts, 25 peanuts, 1/2
box of Grape Nuts cereal, and then drink a
gallon of prune juice.”


Melvin asks, “Will that cure me, Doc?”


The doctor says, “No, but it will teach you what
your ass is really for.”


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Oct 27, 08:52
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