If you want someone who will do anything to please you,
GET A DOG.
If you want someone who will bring you the newspaper
without tearing through it first for the sports page,
GET A DOG.
If you want someone who’ll make a total fool of himself
because he’s so glad to see you,
GET A DOG.
If you want someone who eats whatever you put in front of
him and never says his mother made it better,
GET A DOG.
If you want someone who’s always eager to go out any time
you ask and anywhere you want to go,
GET A DOG.
If you want someone who can scare away burglars without
waving a lethal weapon around, endangering you and all the
neighbours,
GET A DOG.
If you want someone who never touches the remote, couldn’t
care less about Monday Night Football, and watches dramatic
movies with you as long as you want,
GET A DOG.
If you want someone who’ll be content just to snuggle up and
keep you warm in bed, and who you can kick out of bed if he
slobbers and snores,
GET A DOG.
If you want someone who never criticizes anything you do,
doesn’t care how good or bad you look, acts as though every
word you say is worth hearing, never complains, and loves
you unconditionally all the time,
GET A DOG!
On the other hand…
If you want someone who never comes when you call him,
totally ignores you when you walk in the room, leaves hair
all over the place, walks all over you, prowls around all
night and come home only to eat and sleep all day, and acts
as though you are there only to see that HE’s happy…
GET A CAT!
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