CNN vs. Al-Jazeera
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| Added: Sun Mar 30 00:00:00 MST 2003 | Views: 3,005 |
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- Al-Jazeera anchors don’t address each other as comrade.
- No “other white meat” commercials on Al-Jazeera.
- CNN omits “wicked witch” theme music and flying monkeys graphic when mentioning Hillary Clinton.
- Ted Turner has had more wives than head of Al-Jazeera.
- Al-Jazeera has not issued a fatwa against Fox News.
- Michael Moore doesn’t get free goodies from Al-Jazeera.
- Al-Jazeera once employed a Republican.
- On my cable system, Al-Jazeera is an extra $9.99/month.
- CNN ratings go UP when female anchors wear burkhas.
- People actually WATCH Al-Jazeera.
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