You have ever spent the better part of a year on logging company land, sitting in a tree that you have named Anastasia.
You think that “Condaleeza Rice” is a brand of soy milk…
You read the stars more than you read the newspaper…
You are white but you wish that you were Native American so much that you refer to yourself as White Rabbit or Talking Bird.
Your vehicle has a “lick ‘em & stick ‘em” paint job and window treatments…
You honestly believe that our conservative, republican President is going to call our boys back from their honorable duty just because you go on a hunger strike.
The most informative periodical you own is called “High Times”.
You are white and you have dreadlocks,
You are a female and you have man hair,
Your dog’s collar consists of mystical beads that you think communicate with him better than you do…it’s pretty much safe to say that.
Your normal conversational meter and tone has any resemblance whatsoever to any Bob Dillon song…
You think that “hanging Chad” is a free-love, peace-preaching political figure that somehow made his way to Washington…
Your idea of keeping yourself “informed” is making sure that you know when and where the next Rainbow Festival is.
You exercise your “voice of freedom” by burning the American flag instead of filling out a voter’s ballot.
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