1871 – Bismarck founds modern Germany.
1890 – Bismarck sacked, warmonger Wilhelm II takes direct control.
1914 – Germany starts World War I.
1914-1918 – Germany kills millions upon millions of people.
1917 – Germany force peace loving Americans to enter war.
1918 – Germany loses World War I.
1920’s – Germans try democracy.
1933 – Germans reject democracy, allow Hitler to take power.
1939 – Germany starts World War II.
1939-1945 – Germany kills millions upon millions of people.
1941 – Germany force peace loving Americans to enter war.
1945 – Germany loses World War II.
1946 – Germans whine about lack of food, America gives billions in food aid to feed them.
1947 – Germans whine about crappy economy, America gives billions in Marshall Plan aid to rebuild German economy.
1948-1949 – America puts ass on line and risks WWIII to save a few Berliners from Soviet hordes.
1949 – Federal Republic of Germany (West Germany) established.
1950’s – America spends billions to defend West Germany from Soviet hordes.
1950’s – German ‘economic miracle’ occurs while America keeps watch on Soviet hordes.
1955 – NATO formed to protect West Germany from Soviet hordes.
1960’s – America spends billions to defend West Germany from Soviet hordes.
1960’s – German students protest war in Vietnam and American civil rights.
1963 – American President John Kennedy makes “Ich bin ein Berliner” speech.
1970’s – America spends billions to defend West Germany from Soviet hordes.
1970’s – Germans form the Marxist terrorist group Red Army Faction (RAF).
1970’s – Leftist German guerrillas burn, loot, and plunder much of West Germany.
1980’s – America spends tens of billions to defend West Germany from Soviet hordes.
1980’s – German leftists bitch about Pershing II missiles.
1987 – American President Ronald Reagan makes “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall” speech.
1989 – Gorbachev tears down Berlin Wall.
1990 – German Reunification.
1990’s – America spends tens of billions to defend Germany from Islamic hordes.
1990’s – Germany stands by as ethnic cleansing occurs in Balkans.
1993 – Germany joins European Union.
1995 – Americans send troops to Bosnia as Germans watch from the sidelines.
1997 – Germans finally send troops to Bosnia.
1998 – Hard-line, left-of-left socialist come to power under Gerhard Schroeder.
1999 – American’s lead air war to save Kosovo as Germans watch from the sidelines.
2001 – Schroeder offers solidarity to America after 9/11 attacks.
2002 – Schroeder bashes America to distract voters during election campaign.
2003 – Germany sees rise in anti-Americanism after several decades of poor treatment from America. AND YOU THOUGHT THE FRENCH WERE A BUNCH OF UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS?
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