Vasectomy Slip-Up

While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decided to replace the missing ball with an onion.

Several weeks later, the patient returned for a checkup.

“How’s your sex life?” the doctor asked.

“Pretty good, but I’ve had some strange side effects.”

“Like what?” the doctor asked anxiously.

“Well, every time I piss my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hotdog stand, I get a hard-on.”