Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago
and still has not gotten out of her depression,
mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her
daughter constantly is calling her and urging
her to get back into the world.
Finally, Sadie says she’d go out, but didn’t
know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies,
“Mama! I have someone for you to meet.”
Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one
another and after dating for six weeks he asks
her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills.
And we know what that meant.
One room and the normal follow up to that.
Their first night there she undresses as he
does. There she stood nude except for a pair
of black lacy panties. He in his birthday suit.
Looking at her he asks “Why the panties?”
She replies, “My breasts you can fondle, my
body is yours to explore, but down there I
am still in mourning,”
He knows he’s not getting lucky that night.
The following night the same scenario. She
standing there with the black panties on and
he in his birthday suit; except that he has an
erection on which he has a black condom.
She looks at him and asks, “What’s with this..
a black condom?”
He replies, “I’m going to offer my condolences.”
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