Daring Job for a Man

One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He
picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared.


“I’ll grant you your fondest wish,” the genie said.


The man thought for a moment, then said, “I want a
spectacular job — a job that no man has ever succeeded
at or has ever even dared try.”


“Poof!” said the genie.


“You’re a housewife.”