One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He
picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared.
“I’ll grant you your fondest wish,” the genie said.
The man thought for a moment, then said, “I want a
spectacular job — a job that no man has ever succeeded
at or has ever even dared try.”
“Poof!” said the genie.
“You’re a housewife.”