Long & Flowing

Mr. Clemens was vacationing on a riverboat casino on the Mississippi with his wife. By the second day, they were already fighting.

“Your dresses are too tight,” he screamed. “You look like a tramp.”

“Oh,” she replied, “You want to see me in something long and flowing? If you find something long and flowing, let me know and I’ll get in it.”

So he pushed her into the river.