Redneck Prom

“Hello brother!”

“Hey sis.”

“I gotta question.”

“Shoot sis.”

“Will you go to prom with me?”

“Eww, no, your my sister!”, said the brother.

“So.”, she replied.

“Well ok.”

So they go to the prom and the sister says, “Will you hug me?”

The brother says, “Eww, not in front of everyone!”

“Please, please, please.” says the sis.

“Ok.”

Then, on the way home, the sister asks him to kiss her. He refuses but she persists and he eventually gives in.

When they are in the car she asks him, “Will you screw me right here in this car? It’s prom and I wanna get laid!”

“God no!”, he replies.

She persist and he gives in.

He’s on top of her, screwing his own sister when she says, “Wow! Your alot heavier than Dad.”

And he says, “Yeah I know, Mom told me!”