Best Blow Job

A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the
altar and the best man notices the groom has the biggest, brightest
smile on his face. The best man says, “Hey man, I know you are happy to
be getting married, but what’s up – you look so excited!”


The groom replies, “I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my
entire life and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me.”


Now the bride comes walking down the aisle and she, too, has the
biggest, brightest smile on her face. The maid of honour notices this and
says, “Hey, girlfriend, I know you are happy to be getting married, but
what’s up – you look so excited!”


The bride replies “I have just given the last blow job of my entire
life.”