Things Not To Say To Your New Girlfriend's Parents

10. Can I pull my car in your garage? Im not sure how long that cop car will stay lost.

9. There aint nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV test results are negative! I bet Saras will be okay too.

8. Nice place you got here. That painting looks expensive. I bet a nice home like this came with a safe already built in, didnt it?

7. Sara is so pretty Ive decided to give up being bisexual just for her.

6. Those home pregnancy kits arent very reliable in my opinion.

5. Were going to keep our relationship quiet for now. My wife can be rather vindictive at times.

4. Can you believe it! Those shit heads at the corner market wont cash my welfare check!

3. Which one of you taught Sara to give such great head?

2. Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday?

1. My parole officer thinks Sara has a calming effect on me.