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Employee Terminology

Categories: Work
Added: Sat Jun 28 06:00:00 +0000 2003Views: 5,230
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Employee Evaluation FormEnemies to the West >
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Great Presentation Skills – Able to bullshit

Good Communication Skills – Spends a lot of time on phone

Exceptionally Well Qualified – Made no major blunders yet

Active Socially – Drinks a lot

Family Is Active Socially – Spouse drinks, too

Independent Worker – Nobody knows what s/he does

Quick Thinking – Offers plausible excuses

Careful Thinker – Won’t make a decision

Uses Logic On Difficult Jobs – Gets someone else to do it

Expresses Him/herself Well – Speaks English

Meticulous Attention To Detail – A nit picker

Has Leadership Qualities – Is tall or has a loud voice

Exceptionally Good Judgment – Lucky

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