Burning Calories with Sex

Sex is the best way to lose weight. Look how many calories you can burn:

TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES
With her agreement	12 cal
Without her agreement	187 cal
TAKING OFF THE BRA
With both hands	8 cal
With one hand	12 cal
With one hand being slapped	37 cal
With the mouth	85 cal
PUTTING ON THE CONDOM
With erection	6 cal
Without erection	315 cal
PRELIMINARIES
Trying to find the clitoris	8 cal
Trying to find G spot	92 cal
Without caring at all	0 cal
WHEN DOING IT
Holding her up	12 cal
Just on the floor	8 cal
POSITIONS
daddy-mummy	12 cal
69 laying	8 cal
69 standing up	112 cal
Trolley	216 cal
Italian chandelier	912 cal
HAVING AN ORGASM
Real	112 cal
Fake	315 cal
POST ORGASM
Staying in bed	18 cal
Jumping off the bed	36 cal
Explaining why she jumped off the bed	816 cal
GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION
Between 16 and 19 years of age	12 cal
from 20 to 29	36 cal
from 30 to 39	108 cal
from 40 to 49	324 cal
from 50 to 59	972 cal
over 60	2916 cal
PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES
Quietly	32 cal
Being in a hurry	98 cal
With her husband opening the door	1218 cal