Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker)
confided to her sorority sister she had three goals for her trip to the Sun
Flower State. She wanted to taste some real Texas beef, take in a bona fide
rodeo and have sex with a cowboy.
Upon her return, her sorority sisters were curious as to how she fared.
“Let me tell you, they have the best steaks that I’ve ever had, there is no
steak in the world that could compare. The taste is unbelievable!!
And I went to a real rodeo – talk about athletes – these guys wrestle real
full-grown bulls – like in Spain! Except they ride a horse out at full
gallop, then jump off the horses and literally grab the bulls by the horns
and throw them to the ground. It is incredible!”
They then asked, “Well tell us, did you have sex with a cowboy?”
“Are you kidding? Once I saw the outline of the condom they carry around in the back pocket of
their jeans, I changed my mind!”
(For those of you who don’t know, the round outline in the cowboy’s back pocket is the ubiquitous round, flat can of chewing tobacco that all cowboys carry!)
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