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Carb Solutions Customer Feedback

Categories: Companies
Added: Fri Jul 11 06:00:00 +0000 2003Views: 5,750
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Original Message——-
From: xxxxxxxx
Sent: Thursday, June 19, 2003 9:05 AM
To: ‘itgbilling@rexallsundown.com’
Cc: ‘info@carbsolutions.com’; ‘webmaster@rexallsundown.com’
Subject: Carb Solutions Taste Sensations – Creamy Chocolate Peanut
Butter

Dear Carb Solutions,

I’m trying to lose a few pounds and last night I tried your Carb Solutions Taste Sensations – Creamy Chocolate Peanut Butter (Serial Number: MC53097 BEST BY040704) for the first time. The bar was a substitute for my dinner because I was on the road.

I want you to know that I have discovered your secret formula for weight loss and I plan on stealing it. I too will make something so truly disgusting in taste that it makes the victim… err, uhhh… “dieter” not want to eat anything because they’re physically nauseous.

This morning I defecated an exact replica of the bar I ate last night. I plan on taking my feces and your bar to shopping malls and asking people to take a bite of each and see if they can tell the difference.

It is true that my butt won’t be able to produce as many “Taste Sensations” as your company can, but at over $2 a bar it will be a nice second income for me. Like your company, I will probably only be able to sell one bar to a customer before they decide never to buy from me again — so I’ll have to keep moving all of the time. They’ll probably make a movie about me.

Soon to be your competitor…

xxxxxxxx
Bellingham, Massachusetts


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