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Cyber Sex Drive

Categories: Computers / Technology
Added: Mon Jul 14 06:00:00 +0000 2003Views: 6,292
Rating: 3.00 (1 vote)
Cybersex 101Daily Exercise For The Non-Athletic >
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I have run across the term cyber sex a few times lately, so I decided to try to
figure out what it meant. I figured it had something to do with the computer, so
I started trying to find the sex drive on mine. I looked everywhere, in all the
folders on the My Computer section, the add/uninstall software, install hardware
part of the control panel… then I got out all the manuals and went through
them.


I finally came to the conclusion that my computer is not equipped with one so I
decided to go to the computer store and see if I could buy one. I wanted to look
intelligent and scholarly, so I wore my math hat.


Well, the salesperson in the first store was a rather stern looking woman, I
gave her the make and model of my computer and asked her if she had any sex
drives in stock. She kind of scowled at me and asked me if I was trying to get
smart with her…


figuring she had been impressed with my math hat, I replied that I tried to be
smart with everyone… she said, rather rudely I thought, that she couldn’t help
me and walked away. Huh, must not have had any in stock.


In the second store, I gave the salesperson the make and model of my computer
and asked it they had any sex drives in stock… He kind of snickered and asked
if I meant a hard drive, I thought about it for a minute and told him Yeah,
maybe that, but I think I should already have one installed… he started
laughing at me said something about me trying to kill him… You’re killing me!
or something like that, and walked away. Hmmmm, must be out here too. Must be
hard to keep in stock. I wasn’t trying to kill him… I wasn’t even hurting him.


The guy in the third store laughed and asked me if I’d just fallen off the
turnip truck… I assured him I’d never been on a turnip truck, but I’d fallen
off the manure wagon a few times. He mumbled something about that explaining it.
She’s fallen off the wagon, that explains it and walked away laughing.


The guy in the fourth store said something like boob under his breath and walked
away… wonder why he only noticed one? Anyway I figured they must not carry
them in stores. Maybe have to order from a catalog or get on the Internet and
search for one.


So that’s where I am now… If any of you have some computer skills and could
help me locate my sex drive, I would appreciate it. Then all I’d have to do is
figure out what to do with it.


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