At Your Funeral

After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for
orientation. They are all asked the same question, “When
you’re lying in your casket, and friends and family are
mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say
about you?”



The first guy immediately responds, “I would like to hear
them say that I was one of the great doctors of my time, and
a great family man.”



The second guy says, “I would like to hear that I was a
wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge
difference in the children of tomorrow.”



The last guy thinks for a moment, and then replies, “I guess
I’d like to hear them say, ‘Look, he’s moving!’”