Q: How many Kobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Kobes screw in top dollar Colorado resorts, not lightbulbs!
Q: What do you get if you cross Kobe and Bill Clinton?
Q: What’s the new Sprite slogan?
A: Be like Kobe! Drill One, then Swill One.
Q: Why does Kobe have for Thanksgiving?
A: Same as always, a little white meat on the side.
Q: What’s the new add on to Ninetendo64’s ‘KOBE BRYANT NBA COURTSIDE’?
A: KOBE BRYANT BEDSIDE