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Flushing Out Terrorists

Categories: Current Events
Added: Sat Aug 23 06:00:00 +0000 2003Views: 5,048
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Rarely do we receive a chain letter I feel compelled to pass on, but under the circumstances….


President Bush has asked that we unite for a common cause.
Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife, tomorrow night at 7:00 all peace-loving women between the ages of 21 & 35 are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.


All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they think it’s ok to see other women nude. (A cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.)


And to do my part, I’m buying stickers for all women who participate.
Stop by my house so I can put the sticker on you to show you helped!


Names and addresses of non- participants should be sent to CIA Headquarters, Langley, Virginia.


The United States and Canada appreciate your efforts and applaud you!


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