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The Passion of the Christ Inaccuracies

Categories: Religious
Added: Mon Mar 15 21:26:30 +0000 2004Views: 5,464
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Religious scholars say that there are inaccuracies in Mel Gibson’s film,
“The Passion of the Christ”. To see what these scholars are complaining
about, check out this list of the. . .

TOP HISTORICAL INACCURACIES IN “THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST

  • Jesus feeds thousands of people on one loaf of bread. . . mainly
    because most of them are on the Atkins Diet and can’t partake.


  • There’s a touching scene where He tells a football player to pray to
    Him and the player will get a touchdown.


  • The scene where Jesus refuses to address the crowd until he gets his
    usual Venti caramel macchiato from Starbucks.


  • On the back of the cross Christ is carrying are the words “Rent
    ‘Lethal Weapon’ and ‘Braveheart’”.


  • Jesus is shown working as carpenter. . . on the reality show,
    “Trading Mangers”.


  • His hair is actually a mullet.


  • The scene where Jesus is seen working out on a Bowflex machine.


  • He is married to Mary Magdalene. . . and in one scene they have a
    huge fight over him not taking out the garbage.


  • If you look closely at the manger where He was born, you’ll actually
    see that it’s just a really bad Days Inn.


  • He and His disciples are turned away from restaurants. . . mainly
    because they’re not wearing shirts and shoes.


  • The Last Supper originally starts out as a kegger.


  • Paul the Apostle has a “Queer Eye” makeover and then serves quiche at
    the Last Brunch.


  • Mary Magdalene causes an uproar with her brief wardrobe malfunction.


  • Pat Robertson argues with Jesus about who God talks to the most.


  • The wedding scene where Jesus changes water into Zima.

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