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Mike Wallace Jokes

Categories: Current Events
Added: Fri Aug 13 06:00:00 +0000 2004Views: 11,746
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Jay Leno – The Tonight Show

  • Free Mike Wallace! Free Mike Wallace! Free Mike Wallace!
  • Let’s see what’s new with Mike “You’ll never take me alive” Wallace!
  • I love this story. “60 Minutes” correspondent Mike Wallace, who’s 86 years-old was arrested for disorderly conduct in New York City after arguing with parking officials over where his limo driver had parked. Parking security said he was double parked. Mike was mad! He was ready to fight. In fact, at one point he removed his jacket and teeth!
  • Police officials said today, this is the first time an 86 year old man was handcuffed by someone other than Anna Nicole Smith.
  • Did you hear about this? Some good news – a major terror suspect has been arrested in New York City – Mike Wallace!
  • That’s my favorite new story. “60 Minutes” legend Mike Wallace was handcuffed and taken to the police station after he got in a fight with a city inspector over where he parked his car. They arrested him! Give the guy a break – at Mike’s age, he should get credit for remembering where his car is. Come on!
  • The city inspectors claim that Wallace lunged at them. He wasn’t lunging. His hip gave out. He’s 86!
  • They said that Wallace was so belligerent that cops thought he was Andy Rooney.
  • Some people think this is just a ploy to get the first jailhouse interview with Martha Stewart.

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Poop Head
Oct 27, 08:52
Somebody must have passed out!
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Aug 30, 05:30
Yeah, I'm sure that'll change the cop's mind.
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