William Jefferson Clinton Presidential Library Jokes

“On Thursday down in Arkansas the Clinton Presidential Library opens. The library will have tours. There’s a replica of the Oval Office to tour, and then you can visit the Hall of Alibis.” —David Letterman

“The Clinton Library is state of the art. They have a nice gift shop. You can buy a t-shirt. You can buy a coffee mug. You can also buy condoms with the presidential seal on them.” —David Letterman

“This Thursday Bill Clinton will dedicate his new presidential library in Little Rock, Arkansas. They say the Clinton Library will attract more than 300,000 visitors a year. One of the most popular attractions … you’ll be able to ride the mechanical intern.” —Jay Leno

“In Little Rock, Arkansas, they began ground breaking for the Bill Clinton presidential library … as I understand, Clinton is staining the wood himself.” —Jay Leno